3rd grader Blackhawks fan: 9x9 = Hossa. Any Cubs fan: 9x9 = Fewer years than it's been since Cubs won a World Series.

Amazingly terrible graphic from Fox Sports. How many errors can you spot?

WAYNE ROONEY will still be at Old Trafford next season, according to David Gill. The striker’s future has been in doubt after retiring Manchester United boss Alex Ferguson said his player had asked for a transfer. Rooney, 27, has been linked with a move to megabucks French outfit Paris Saint-Germain. But new Red Devils manager David Moyes will try to convince the England hitman to stay put when he meets him next week. And the club’s outgoing chief executive Gill today said: “As Sir Alex said at his last Press conference, that’s an issue for David Moyes. “I’m confident he will be there next season. “He’s a great, great player and the club doesn’t want to lose its star players. “So I’m sure every bit of work is being taken with Wayne and his advisors and the club to make sure that happens. “I’m not a betting man but I’m confident when I sit at Old Trafford next season I will see Wayne Rooney running out.”

If you dare to flag down the snow cone vendor at Minute Maid Park, DO NOT order lemon.

Bills fan sentences thigh to life...with an OJ Simpson mugshot tattooed to it.

Still better than the Bobcats.

Last night, Spurs and Grizzlies acted like they were playing a YMCA pick-up game during a jump ball.